Clue - Australian Famous Lyrics

Let me introduce you to the kid
Yeah, a Melbourne boy, I know you heard of me
I got my team to graff my name all over in the CBD (gangsta)
I got a plan right, see now my policy
To make sure you all know the boy without a hint of modesty
I'm possibly one of the best in the game, s'why they should make me famous
Honestly, try giving another name who else can entertain us
All these other dudes they wanna blow up in the U.S.A
To live that rapper life is just so different there (but here in Straya)
Won't have my own brand of liquor like the others guys
My goal in life to make sure I become the face of Carlton dry (low carbs)
I’ll speak to Peter Jackson, I could save some lives
I’ll take up smoking just to be the guy, Bryan can say goodbye
I’ll make sure to give em all the fire (they getting heat stroke)
Await tours, we’ll go Australia wide (I’m talking east coast!)
I wanna be so famous, that I’m paid to be spiteful
Till they asking me to judge the new Australian idol
[Pre Hook]
I know I’m destined for greatness
Like being in a place where Sunrise cares what my name is
And finding out that Koschy is a little flirtatious, I could say no
But I’m doing all I can do be Australian Famous
[Hook]
I'm just tryna be Australian Famous
Yeah I'm just tryna be Australian Famous
I’m just tryna be Australian Famous
(I just really wanna like, win Big Brother or something)
[Verse 2]
If dressing formals like commitment–no ties
They try to make me stick to fitness–no fries
I'll ride the tram because the trains got no lines
Then ride the tram and stick my feet up–no fines
Chance the Rapper had Obama play his mixtape
I was thinking sending mine to Turnbull was a mistake
Finding out the dude, he really cares about hip-hop's state
He sent a letter telling me to quit, said I'm a disgrace
Well, fuck him, at any rate, and I voted labour anyway
I guess I don’t agree with Malcolm’s policies in any way
Run my mouth about it till I’m on front of Women's Day
Have them pick a title, based upon what all the women say
It's your mum's favourite rapper, cute’s an understatement
Guess that was a given, man the politics were unrelated
Under paid, I’ll move to something more, guess I’ll be Thor's replacement
Or at least to Ramsey street, just looking for an altercation
[Pre Hook]
I wanna hang out with Toadie
And dropping E with Harold out the back at the Logies
That's right I won’t be satisfied until I'm featured on Neighbours
Yeah I’m doing all I can to be Australian Famous
[Hook]
I'm just tryna be Australian Famous
Yeah I'm just tryna be Australian Famous
I’m just tryna be Australian Famous
(I just wanna click my fingers and have someone bring me a beer)
I'm just tryna be Australian Famous
Yeah I'm just tryna be Australian Famous
I’m just tryna be Australian Famous
[Outro]
See what I really want is one of those booths at the football
Where you can just drink for free
Like, with Eddie McGuire and shit like that, you know what I mean?
I don’t even watch the football to be honest
Just think it would be nice if they offered it to me