The Durbulence - (All I Want For Christmas Is) Evan Casper (Ft. Evan Casper) Lyrics

I’ve got aspirations
Of Evan Casper nation
And all these phony cronies
They just attack my patience
They envision this world but
It’s not imagination
I just made new rules
So now it’s back to basics
[Chorus: The Durbulence]
Evan Casper, leader of us all
He’s there to take the praise and he’s there to take the fall
Evan Casper, savior of the world
Envy of the boys and desire of the girls
[Verse 2: The Durbulence]
That’s it, Evan Casper! That’s the man I’m after
He’s like the book I’m reading always has another chapter
The big Canadian, always with a lady friend
He once brought me two pi(e)s, I call that radian
I’ve made songs ‘bout Hochkeppel, but no one comes close
To Evan Casper’s beauty, you know you can’t kill a ghost!
So I took the time and made this tribute
You can’t stop us linking up: Evan Casper and Bruce!
[Chorus: The Durbulence]
Evan Casper, leader of us all
He’s there to take the praise and he’s there to take the fall
Evan Casper, savior of the world
Envy of the boys and desire of the girls
Evan Casper, leader of us all
He’s there to take the praise and he’s there to take the fall
Evan Casper, savior of the world
Envy of the boys and desire of the girls
[Verse 3: Evan Casper]
Coming back again up on the track
And imma let you know just what I plan to do
Bout to, bout to, bout to burn the track up, raise it
Raise it, blaze it, imma can the roof!
Say I’m fire like a candle, who?
Evan Casper start a scandal too
Evan Casper, highest caliber
Press Start, here come a new challenger!
Evan Casper, I’m the dungeon master
I get people politickin’ to me
They was talking so uneducated
So I knew I had to give ‘em schooling
Dungeon master, I’m the demagorgon
Bet I take it to Eleven, make a Millie every second
Rep Ontario, Quebec and
Then I pull out all my weapons
Then I start up Armageddon
Then I go back to Saskatchewan
[Chorus: The Durbulence]
Evan Casper, leader of us all
He’s there to take the praise and he’s there to take the fall
Evan Casper, savior of the world
Envy of the boys and desire of the girls
Evan Casper, leader of us all
He’s there to take the praise and he’s there to take the fall
Evan Casper, savior of the world
Envy of the boys and desire of the girls
Evan Casper, leader of us all
He’s there to take the praise and he’s there to take the fall
Evan Casper, savior of the world
Envy of the boys and desire of the girls
[Instrumental Change]
[Outro: The Durbulence]
I’ve been waiting
For Evan
For Evan
I’ve been waiting
For Evan
For Evan
I’ve been waiting
For Evan
For Evan
I’ve been waiting
For Evan
For Evan
I’ve been waiting (Evan Casper)
For Evan (Evan Casper)
For Evan (Evan Casper)
I’ve been waiting (Evan Casper)
For Evan (Evan Casper)
For Evan (Evan Casper)
I’ve been waiting
For Evan
For Evan