Zack Redman - Blowjob For Christmas Lyrics

It's that time again, the most magical time of the year
Where all the little girls and little boys write down what they want
And hope a nice old jolly man comes down their chimney to give them what they desire
Well this is I want for Christmas this year...
[Chorus 1]
I want a blowjob for Chirstmas
That would be my dream
I used to have sex at least one time per week
So go and tell Saint Nicholas
That would be my wish
I’ve grown pretty lonely
But not as lonely as my dick
(Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,) (4X)
[Bridge]
I want a blowjob for Christmas
That is all I need
So save your cash on gas cards
And get down on you knees
[Chorus 1]
I want a blowjob for Chirstmas
That would be my dream
I used to have sex at least one time per week
So go and tell Saint Nicholas
That would be my wish
I've grown pretty lonely
But not as lonely as my dick
(Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick,) (4X)
[Verse]
I want a blowjob for Christmas
That's what I’m asking for
I hope and pray Santa and his Elves will hear my call
It doesn't have to last long, two minutes would be fine
Honestly, that's all I need for Christmas tonight
Please give me this one thing, I'm not asking for lots
And it would make my Christmas if she could swallow my Eggnog
[Chorus 2]
I want a blowjob for Chirstmas
That would be my dream
I used to have sex at least one time per week
So go and tell Saint Nicholas
That would be my wish
I've grown pretty lonely
But not as lonely as my dick
(Everybody sing!)
We want blowjobs for Chirstmas
That would be our dream
We used to have sex at least one time per week
So go and tell Saint Nicholas
That would be our wish
We've grown pretty lonely
But not as lonely as our dicks
*Slurping noises*
Thanks Santa! I knew you were real!
*Zack's laughter*